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Jun
2nd
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The word “onomatopoeia” would be a lot easier to spell if it were one.
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May
30th
Wed
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Like Whitney Houston, I believe the children are our future. Like Whitney Houston, that makes me want to OD in a hotel bathroom.
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May
27th
Sun
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This is just like when Zoey started dating that louche French dude.
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Business idea: rolling papers printed with the Seal of the Pentagon. Get Daniel Ellsberg to endorse.
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Business idea: tighty whities with screen prints of pelicans on them.
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May
24th
Thu
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Nurses not wearing starched whites and white stockings and white, clunky shoes are like nuns not wearing bustiers.
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May
22nd
Tue
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Hey mariachi band…you know who else liked music that went oompah pah?
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The horologist had one rule in life: Rock out with you clock out.
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Ear plugs. That’s a little better. If only I had ballgags for the execs instead.
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Cthulhu save me from this crappy mariachi band…idiot work luncheon going to make me snap.
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