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Lies, damn lies, and fucking bullshit advocacy ads

If I see those fucking “Corn Sugar” ads too many more times, I’m going to find every lactose-intolerant copywriter, actor, ad exec, and corn industry fucker associated with them and hook them up to feeding tubes like geese. Then I’ll just poor pure lactose down their gullets hour after hour while screaming, “sugar is sugar!”

If the FTC weren’t toothless and filled with industry insiders, maybe they’d do something about the blatant lies those ads spout. But it’s just one more crony-filled bit of cancer in our corrupt and decaying government.