May 2012
Hulu to require paid cable subscriptions →
hellamike: halfbakedidea: fuck this noise Hulu was nice-ish while it was around. Way to go, Kabletown Klowns.
May 1st
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April 2012
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Sally: You know what they say about her. She was born on third base--
Billy: --and thought she hit a triple?
Sally: No. Because her mom was the third base coach at a crappy junior college with terrible medical benefits. Right there in the bottom of the sixth. It was quite the scene.
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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“I’m in training for the Highland Games but I believe in taking things...”
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Apr 28th
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“My wife and I had a fight in Linens and Things. She wanted to get me to agree...”
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Apr 27th
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“Steven King accidentally flipped on Food Network during an episode of SWEET...”
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Apr 23rd
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Cheap Jokes
I’ve been marathoning Doctor Who and I’m at “The Shakespeare Code”…where the Doctor mentions that he’s taking off the handbrake on the TARDIS. So it’s a really cheap joke a few years later when River says he never remembers to take off the brake when he flies her.
Apr 23rd
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“Connor done got his ass whupped.”
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Apr 16th
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“I’m thinking about publishing an answer guide to my jokes. Subscribe here:...”
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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“This new Domino’s pizza chef app is just like THE LAST STARFIGHTER. Bake...”
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Apr 14th
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I played about eight and a half hours of poker today - some cash, a tourney, and more cash. I ended up walking away $2 richer. What I’m saying is, don’t get in my way at the table or I might cost you a King Size Snickers bar.
Apr 14th
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“It was no surprise when the former bukkake starlet landed the role of Nellie in...”
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Apr 12th
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“I’m wearing tasseled loafers, a sweater vest, and sock garters. Quick!...”
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Apr 11th
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“I think I’d die of shock if one morning this week didn’t start as a...”
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Apr 11th
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“Polenta with homemade beef tongue bolognese. Holy hell this is rich.”
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Apr 11th
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“Ida may be a cranky robot but she’s no killer. #Bones #Middleman”
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Apr 10th
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“I bet that was some mighty impressive light Thomas Kincade walked into.”
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Apr 7th
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Apr 4th
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“Did January Jones borrow Jamie Bamber’s Fat Apollo suit?”
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Apr 2nd
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