March 2010
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"I'm not a sniveling, whiny, little cry-Buffy."
Yep. Still wanna marry Cordelia Chase.
I swear, some people are just soooooo freakin'...
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I’d like to think it’s a bit more “average stack.”
February 2010
“Mr. Darcy puts his pip-pip in Elizabeth’s cheerio.”
– Cloudya
“As the tottering government of Cristina Fernández de Kirchner tries to whip up...”
– Obama should back our claim to the Falklands | Nick Cohen | Comment is free | The Observer (via indefensible)
Apparently I missed the memo where Argentina became an enemy of the US. I really need to keep up on those.
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carmenlsigman:
“I love you more than my own skin.” - Frida Kahlo
What many people don’t realize is that Frida first said this to her waxer. Poor girl was so traumatized she ran back home to the little mountain town in Durango she’d come from. Frida was so upset at the effect of her spontaneous declaration of love, she never waxed again.
True story.
Jess, of course, because Dean is a whiny little...
cleapow:
coyotesqrl:
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UNFOLLOW!
Jess is smart and handsome and at his core just a troubled boy. Best boyfriend of all time.
And no one likes Logan so I think we can at least agree that he is just a preppy douchebag that is completely undeserving of Rory’s love.
Well, duh about Logan. ;)
(Although, having now seen Matt Czuchry on GG, Veronica Mars, and the...
Jess, of course, because Dean is a whiny little...
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UNFOLLOW!
Note: there's nothing wrong with tea, tut-tutting,...
Adventures in food
TheWife is so thoughtful. I made her sit through Throwdown with Bobby Flay (she hates his voice) the other day and she saw me drooling over the chevre brownies from Vermont Brownie Company. Yesterday, my six-brownie sampler arrived priority mail. The maple toffee was 2die4. I’m holding the chevre in reserve.
Made my first foray into at-home, diy sous vide the other day. A nice, not great,...
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Secret Tumblr Answer
Your secret’s safe with me. :)
I’ll say this though: swapping DVDs after every episode is going to get old after a while. I think we’ll probably just do it through the end of season 5 when Buffy dies again (that girl dies more often than Ben Hitler did that summer he played Grossingers.) After BtVS jumped to UPN, the shows were a bit more loosely entwined.
Anatomy of a tweet.
rsmallbone:
I was sending an e-mail to a friend of mine. She’d wished me a happy birthday (tomorrow), and I was telling her that I was still young because 40’s the new 20 (I’m going to be 37). I’m practically a teenager.
Anyway, I started thinking about “_______’s the new _______”, and my mind turned to penis, as it often does. I thought “Penis is the new vagina” sounded pretty good, but...
“If Coyotsqrl robbed my house, you would all know about it. To protect you from...”
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Here: Stop Feeling Me Out. Ha! That’s where you’re wrong! I’m like a ninj—OW—crap, sorry. Stubbed my toe. What was I saying? Oh, right. I’m like a ninja. I could be in your house right now and you wouldn’t know it. I’m a ghost. (via coyotesqrl)
When you say “I’m a ghost”, you wave your hands in...
“If Coyotsqrl robbed my house, you would all know about it. To protect you from...”
– Here: Stop Feeling Me Out.
Ha! That’s where you’re wrong! I’m like a ninj—OW—crap, sorry. Stubbed my toe. What was I saying? Oh, right. I’m like a ninja. I could be in your house right now and you wouldn’t know it. I’m a ghost.
OMG I FORGOT HOW THIS THING WORKS
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Yay April!
monkeyfrog asked: THROW BLOOD ON MINE.
I've already hit delete, then cancel twice. This...
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The only people who will ever see the wall of...
“…I’m dead. You can’t even hear me, and I’m still intimidated by you.”
– Ensign Ro, to Picard. (via love-and-radiation)
Miranda Fucking Zero is an ARB.
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A biblical math problem →
Noah promotes Shem and Ham to be full partners at Noah & Sons, Shipwrights and gives them a key to the executive latrine and offices on the top floor of the home office. Shem’s office is 12 cubits by 11 cubits and Ham’s office is 13 cubits by 10 cubits.
Given the dimensions of the ark at 300 cubits by 50 cubits by 30 cubits, what the hell is a Jew doing with Ham?
50 States Ordered by Penis Size
plaidlemur:
New Hampshire
Oregon
New York
Indiana
Arizona
Hawaii
Louisiana
Massachusetts
Alabama
Washington
New Mexico
California
Arkansas
Nevada
Virginia
Tennessee
Illinois
Oklahoma
South Dakota
Georgia
Pennsylvania
Mississippi
Michigan
Florida
Rhode Island
Kansas
Maryland
Minnesota
Vermont
Connecticut
Wisconsin
New Jersey
North...
I want to make a joke about today's revelations,...
It’s extremely rare I’m hesitant and consider people’s feelings when joking, but like Sears: even I have a softer side.
Shame. It was a good one, too.
Write one leaf about charm.
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Charm is a useful tool to have in one’s utility belt. I keep mine tucked in the compartment between my Coyote Shark Repellent™ and my Coyote Grappling Gun™. But like any tool, one must employ caution and care in its use. Wear protective glasses. Measure twice. Use the tissues with aloe.
Anyone can whip out their charm and cut with it. Any careless fool can wield it...
davio1962 asked: Ohhhh, *someone's* gonna rot in Hell for suggesting that God is one drink away from flashing her boobies to you...
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You know what sucks about geographic separation?...
There's No Such Thing as Writer's Block
girlperson:
kfan:
~Or: Writers Are Jerks!~ The good news: there’s actually no such thing as Writer’s Block! There are only Things That Keep You From Writing.
More good news: there are only two (2!) things that keep you from writing! They are: Inability to Start, and Inability to Finish. If you can steer clear of those two, you’ll be golden! OK! So: how to steer clear? Good news! The...
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I have the perfect punchline to a joke but can't...
Sound Engineers
locomotivehootenanny:
If you listen closely while watching your films or your television, you will realize that all timeworn screen doors make the same noise. It is one constant in this world. I wonder what will happen when I am watching television, and the door makes more of a grating, struggling squeal, rather than something that varies in pitch like a slide whistle, punctuated by the slap of...
Fantastic. I get to spend the next hour or three...
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The Day Before Yesterday
INT. BAR – NIGHT
JAMIE, nerdy in the “Hollywood leading man wearing glasses” mold, hovers at the elbow of AMY, the poster child for hot blonds who star on posters. She is turned away from him, chatting with D-BAG #1 and D-BAG #2. Jamie tries to get her attention.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
Spurned by the woman he secretly loved, Doctor Jamie McElroy vowed to change his past.
INT. LAB – DAY
Typical...
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