February 2012
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Dinner...mmm
Poached eggs over some leftover braised kale, Canadian bacon, and toast. Chopped spring onion, homemade crème fraiche, and sriracha to finish it off.
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“My girlfriend was talking on the phone last night; I couldn’t hear her. I...”
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“People who know I’m married ask why I make so many jokes about porn and...”
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“I don’t envy Evita. I couldn’t even get Leslie to quit crying at her...”
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“Apostrophes are hard, y’all. (“character’s” s/b...”
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redcloud replied to your post: Two typos; one night You may call me J’a’ck, as is the way with the people of my planet.
Two typos; one night
My new, not very exciting meme.
This “Fridat”, see me misplace an apostrophe!
(Thank you, Jack.)
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“The bad science fiction author got a terrible case of carpal tunnel syndrome...”
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“If you put a thousand monkeys in a room with a thousand typewriters, it’s...”
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“Fridat nights just haven’t been the same since BOY MEETS WORLD went off...”
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“I couldn’t afford a cruise, so I licked a public toilet and paid an...”
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“I hired a high-end escort and paid for “The Wife Experience”. She...”
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“New sketch from Peter Rogers - NDA (Topic: “Conspiracy”) http://t.co/Yxc0ieru...”
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“I’m like 40-grit sandpaper, except people *wish* I’d remove my...”
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In line at the bank, a fleeting scent tickles my nose
A summer day, your skin salt-scrubbed, wind-scrubbed, sand-scrubbed
the years race away, Doppler-shifting memory
I remember who you were and weep; it reminds me who I was.
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“The IT staff all got sick when they accidentally propagated updates to their...”
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“I’m giving up this supervillain gig. Got the crap kicked out of me by...”
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It's not a high opinion; it is a right-sized...
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After weeks of silence, I heard from one of the...
If your engineering board actually thought I was a better fit for the Software Engineer III position than the Enterprise Software Engineer opening than I don’t think we should move forward.
Either you have the most seasoned engineering team this side of Google or, far more likely, your current crop of engineers have such poor judgment that working with them would be akin to trying to...
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“Batnader would like to have a few words with @joeschmitt.”
– http://bit.ly/Aryeju
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“Imagine how boring Batman would be if Bruce Wayne’s parents instead died in a...”
– (via joeschmitt)
Boring? You think Ralph Nader in a cowl and cape would be boring???
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“New post on Dreamloom - TV for Dudes too Stupid to Read Maxim...”
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In an amazing act of irony, and demonstrating an...
Uh huh.
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“I’m crazy shocked that Jeremy Lin is a burgeoning star. I’m no...”
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I just spent time on the Spike TV website
I feel simultaneously dirty, and doused in AXE Body Spray.
I'm just happy Jehovah's Witnesses don't run any...
…imagine the uproar if they were told their medical insurance had to pay for blood transfusions!
Dear Amazon mobile app developers...
…thank you for shedding all that weight in the Kindle Android app. Did the older versions include debugging headers or something?
Dayam.
It dropped from around 27M to 11M in size, with new functionality added. That’s some fine enhancement.
Actually, there's an easy way to solve this...
…Single Fucking Payer.
One caveat, though...
ronbailey:
I think they might have a valid argument when you speak of actual church employees - the rabbis, priests, deacons, secretaries, cleaning staff, etc. who work inside of the church. Those individuals have made a choice to work for a religious organization, and may well be expected to adhere to church dogma.
Can an exception be carved out for the non-religious staff who took the...
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“New post on Dreamloom - Suddenly There is Music in the Sound of Your Name…...”
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“Top of the Nielsens (even if their demo still skews old) and able to...”
– Maybe Brent Musburger could get me to care that THIS IS CBS | dreamloom
I tackle the big eye today…
“…Ok, I’ll stop now. Onto the inventions! The first is the Kissinger (Kiss...”
– Reasons to Date Courtney Beck: Making out with robots. The future of long distance dating
It looks like a Pokemon, releases pheromones when you kiss it, and if you’re not looking it will secretly bomb SE Asian nations.
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“New post on Dreamloom - How I Wrote About Your Show http://t.co/MGdcyGoX”
– http://bit.ly/Aryeju
So I'm sort of writing daily again.
(Which you all can see since all I seem to be doing here is cross-posting from Twitter and my other blogs of late. I hope to become more active here again sometime soon, but until then you should definitely click through to some of those crossposts and make me and the others writing on my sites happy.)
It’s making me cranky that it takes more than one-and-a-half drafts to get these damn...
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“Hate the ginger, not the gin.”
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“New post on Dreamloom - A Man, a Plan, a Channel a Day…this isn’t a very good...”
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“My pup keeps nosing my mouse hand; I think he wants to see the full version of...”
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It used to be easy to put together words...
…apparently my brain’s atrophied.
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“I remember when O’Reilly tech books were the gold standard. This one reads...”
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“New sketch from Peter Rogers - The Working Horror (Topic: “Naked!”)...”
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“Frankly, I think if you have 99 problems, focusing on the one you don’t...”
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Goddamn right, my dog is Dog of the Month.
(No link because knowing where I take my dog to day camp is too damn much information for you Princes of Nigeria, you Kings of Identity Theft.)
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“All those years of animatronic Presidents at Disney World primed the voters of...”
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“I guess if you asked me, I’d say “The Birthday Party” is the...”
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January 2012
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