Really? Tumblr, too?

God made them innocent. Science made them killers. Next...

Dec 11th

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John Travolta (in the first good looking movie he’s done in several years) and Jonathan Rhys...

Dec 11th

Tweets About Twitter Are Rarely Funny....

gdub: I’ve really been enjoying Favit lately; it lets me see many tweets I would’ve missed and...

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damndanm: The Pogues with Kirsty MacColl, “Fairytale of New York” (live, 1988) Because nothing...

Dec 11th

piscesinpurple: I haven’t been able to access my dashboard for like three whole days now and l’m...

Dec 11th

MICHELE.

frageelaytwit: You know what I’m going to say to you, right? Because I’ve said it to you before. ...

Dec 11th

If I don't get a little love for, "God...

Dec 10th

UCLA: Stem cells can be engineered to kill...

Dec 10th

Looking through an old journal, I just...

damndanm: Below that it just says, “here’s where the poem goes.” I don’t remember having written...

Dec 10th

The Girl at the Bus Stop - Chapter 1

Dec 10th

I'll be finishing up the trilogy soon,...

It might also make me suck it up and read some Hawthorne which I haven’t done in a long time...

Dec 10th

“Writing is a solitary business. It takes over your life. In...”
— Paul Auster,...

Dec 10th

“We always talk about trying to get inside a writer to...”
— Paul Auster,...

Dec 10th

Jack you're my buddy, but your a jerk.

jollilama: redcloud: jollilama: Did Stevie tell you I’m probably coming out that way over...

Dec 10th

fuiru: borderlineinsanity: There are several cool...

Dec 10th

The Fail Whale explained. I had just assumed Twitter ran...

Dec 10th

I'm catching up on all the episodes of...

sarkastickunt: Being sick isn’t so bad after all. ALSO: Idina Menzel is signed on to join the...

Dec 10th

“Deep reading — the kind that you engage in when you get lost...”
— Wife/Mother/Worker/Spy - The...

Dec 10th

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I think the...

Dec 10th

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donchiefnerd: for plaidlemur and coyotesql Another level of humor is the symbolism that is...

Dec 10th

Ungrateful women:

thebeaker: I was having sex last night when I lost concentration and cummed within five...

Dec 10th

The Post on Humor (Unfinished)

Dec 10th

Gasoline: Chapter 1

Dec 10th

gdub: paulewogblog: gdub: At least somebody gets...

Dec 10th

gdub: paulewogblog: gdub: At least somebody gets...

Dec 10th

I went to Chilton specifically to get...

love-and-radiation: If you excuse me, I’ll be hunting Huntzbergers. APRB (Auto Paris ReBlog)

Dec 10th

WILL THESE MOFOS NEVER LEARN TO USE THE...

(via marleymarley) I tend to include a lot of appositives in my writing - one of many clues...

Dec 10th

Paul's Wounds - Chapter 1

marleymarley: toomanycooks: The violence done to his body in the last few seconds would not...

Dec 10th

So, a weird thing about that Cookie...

This is an engineering wankfest of a post. Skip if that doesn’t interest you. I uploaded the...

Dec 10th

Don’t eat from the Cookie Jar of Knowledge of Good and...

Dec 9th

so

inthefade: A few days ago I mentioned I might be doing something really cool that involved...

Dec 9th

There’s been a lot of agita dividing us the past few...

Dec 9th

House panel passes college football playoff...

Dec 9th

terrybain: donchiefnerd: I’ve got biscuits on my...

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gatsbylives: (via fuckyeahsondheim) It’s been awhile...

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“Know yourself. Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as...”
— Ann Landers (via anditslove)...

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biorhythmist: “As has been widely covered the JooJoo (which sounds way to close to JewJew with...

Dec 9th

“If there’s one thing I hate, it’s people.”
—  Warren Ellis (via...

Dec 9th

piscesinpurple: Motherhood is slowly but surely slaying my id’s dragons. The latest casualty is...

Dec 9th

smartasshat: funsizebytes: It’s not my mission in life...

Dec 9th

I just got an email from Blip - which I...

Dec 9th

Hel(vetica) is (not) other fonts. I woke up this morning...

Dec 9th

My lawn: whether or not to stand on it

redcloud: poeks: […] I can’t speak for everyone, but I didn’t emerge from Sween’s head fully...

Dec 9th

I am prepared for the upcoming high holy days.

Dec 9th

GPAYW

I am.

Dec 9th

Social means sharing identical values at...

texburgher: Dean didn’t diminish our friendships by pulling the plug on Favrd. Merlin didn’t...

Dec 9th

No, no. This King Tut.

Dec 9th

I wish the nice people didn't finish...

jmarie3: (via stacybrs) People who are truly sincere, honest, have integrity and are unselfish,...

Dec 9th

formspring.me

carrmah: I saw a previous question about your bucket list. My question is, when picking...

Dec 9th

davislove: I got a hot date with @sokeri.  How does my...

Dec 9th

steelopus: merlin: What I can’t afford to do — and I deeply hope you guys also won’t even attempt...

Dec 9th

DOUCHE! DOUCHE! DOUCHE!

Dec 9th

When I'm feeling deflated, I reinflate...

Dec 9th

ok, so that football game scene in...

inthefade: Downloading episode 5 now. If you liked it [the scene] then you should-a put a ring...

Dec 9th

“The euro zone, on the other hand, has tightfisted Germany...”
— Greece Threatens Bankruptcy,...

Dec 9th

Serious Question

nicky36: Here is a question for one of you science-type people. My daughter today was telling me...

Dec 9th

“You see, in my view a writer is a writer not because she...”
— Junot Díaz (via bibliotheque)

Dec 9th

I call him Reginald Pennyworth, Second...

Dec 9th

formspring.me

sarkastickunt: how many drinks before things get interesting? ...

Dec 9th

aedison: Sure, I may be having the worst week of my life,...

Dec 9th

“I mean, if you don’t want to see a film with Helen Mirren...”
— Some Notes On RED

Dec 8th

For @hellamike. This is the best I could do on short notice....

Dec 8th

groverviolet: suicideblonde: Partial Coverage by Gil...

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marleymarley: !!!! I went to their website but saw no...

Dec 8th

hammerito: unicornzzzzz: hammerito: Buying this. ...

Dec 8th

Some people are Formspring people and...

(via damselesque)

Dec 8th

He’s a Wonderful Shot

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“Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar...”
— Joan Didion (via karigee)

Dec 8th

Garden Noam Chomsky Boing Boing

Dec 8th

Paul's Wounds - Chapter 1

paulosthegreek: toomanycooks: The violence done to his body in the last few seconds would not...

Dec 8th

brainofg: Oh, yes. (via jjjjasmine) Perambulate!...

Dec 8th

“Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do...”
— John Winger, Stripes (via...

Dec 8th

Theists: guide to discussing religion...

thebeaker: iamheathen: 1. READ YOUR DAMN HOLY TEXT(S). 2. Read up on these: Cosmological...

Dec 8th

each and every one of you out there has...

crookedindifference: so go out and do it. spend your time working on something positive. the only...

Dec 8th

Alright. I emailed to schedule an...

Dec 8th

Not blocked. I've never been blocked. I...

The drawing’s another thing. I’m not a particularly good draftsman, so it requires...

Dec 8th

I can't make myself write. I tried to...

I haven’t acted in 20 years - not since college - and, honestly, don’t remember the...

Dec 8th

Here At the End Of All Things--Chapter One

Dec 8th

My little bundle of joy.

Dec 8th

Happy Birthday to @twoyellowsequalred .

Dec 8th

It's been too long, Mikey McD.

Worm: It's just like the saying says, you know? In the poker game of life, women are the rake. They are the fuckin' rake.
Mike: What the fuck are you talking about? What saying?
Worm: I don't know. But there oughta be one.

Dec 8th

i feel strangely liberated.

(via inthefade) Be that as it may, you should leave the docks and stop throwing roses at sailors.

Dec 8th

“It’s the strangest thing about [the Catholic Church]: It is...”
— Stephen Fry, speaking at the...

Dec 8th

thebarmaiden: Bit o’ honey!!!! Smoky explosion ...

Dec 8th

love-and-radiation: ericnelson: The Aquazanies were a...

Dec 8th

bibliotheque: anthonybergen: thebeaker: I read people like Anais and Anthony Bergen and I...

Dec 8th

Things that make Tim Tebow cry:

aimee-b-loved: Losing. Kittens that look sad. Kittens that look happy. Mimes. Rainy days. ...

Dec 8th

Oh yeah

iainwith2is: carmenlsigman: iainwith2is: I should’ve warned everyone about my scary hair. ...

Dec 7th

Point: ScottFriday.

Dec 7th

i mean, what the fuck could magneto do...

(via scottfriday) With some real world physics overlaying comics… Water molecules are...

Dec 7th

anthonybergen: thebeaker: I read people like Anais and Anthony Bergen and I realise how shit my...

Dec 7th

formspring.me

ronbailey: You look remarkably like Sybok: http://images.google.com/images?q=sybok ...

Dec 7th

Wait, how is that Texas LOSES to...

ronbailey: The BCS confuses me. What’s confusing about the BCS? There are a small...

Dec 7th

wrapped up in books; or why I don't want a...

Dec 7th

redcloud: pufflepie: susanimate: I’ve always been an...

Dec 7th

Dude, you couldn't hit a womp rat from...

Dec 7th

beeborg: Know what I hate about unisex bathrooms? Pee on the floor. How come some dudes can’t...

Dec 7th

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davidinindy: All the Computer ads by Tom Baker & Lala Ward in their Doctor Who costumes in...

Dec 7th

mathcat345: retromemories: retrophilia: 1920sgirl: ...

Dec 7th

monkeyfrog: You know what I am tired of? “You’re doing it wrong. I’m doing it right.” Really?...

Dec 7th

Oh, and coming up with a better name

frageelaytwit: than ‘Say Something Nice Monday’ will totally light up MY switchboard. Loving...

Dec 7th

smartasshat: For Michele: Let’s hope this is the cutest...

Dec 7th

To be filed in the "useless trivia I spout...

Dec 7th

This is why it's tough for so many of...

…because the word has been hijacked and poisoned by ridiculous assholes. “Mattress” marked...

Dec 7th

So, you made a "leaderboard," then got...

(via brilliantorange)

Dec 7th

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carmenlsigman: Network- I’m Mad as Hell ARB for Paddy Chayefsky and Howard Beale.

Dec 7th

Marley’s Kool-Aid was electric.

Dec 7th

terrybain: marleymarley: inmi: I was reminded of this...

Dec 7th

tanya77: thedailywhat: Also: Medical school classes....

Dec 7th

inmi: FINALLY! My mom let me have custody of the Grover...

Dec 7th

klendathudrop: THE 100 BEST MOVIES OF THE DECADE 83. ...

Dec 7th

Back to throwing ninja stars.

(via marleymarley) Ow!

Dec 6th

Something I rarely do here...joke...

There was some talk of using cursing as a crutch last night and I thought I’d explain why I...

Dec 6th

It's a goddamn online wake for Favrd....

Dec 6th

inthefade: No, YOU’RE a Tick fan. [that’s Todd’s leg,...

Dec 6th

inthefade: From The Tick Loves Santa, featuring Multiple...

Dec 6th

On Favrd

I did something a little differntly this morning. When I saw Dean’s message on Favrd, instead...

Dec 6th

Now that my voice has been missing for...

(via nolagrrlnyc) 3>

Dec 6th

See? I spend a lot of time as I craft each of my tweets.

Dec 6th

Awesome "before they were famous"...

Dec 6th

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doublejack: “An object at rest cannot be stopped!” — The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at...

Dec 6th

Plus: Paget Brewster's in a bra right...

Ms. Indestructible: Stetchy Boy had stretching powers. It's a pretty common superpower where he was from, up in the northwestern states
Minute Man: Tacoma
Ms. Indestructible: Something about the fluoridation in the water
Minute Man: Yeah, unfortunately the same chemicals that gave him the superpowers gave him a type of mouth cancer and he was dead in six months. The same thing happened to Captain Elastic, Flagpole Lad.
Ms. Indestructible: Gooey Stan
Minute Man: Like a holocaust of rubbery people.

Dec 6th

I chose THE SPECIALS

Rob Lowe, Paget Brewster, Thomas Haden Church, Tim and Sean Gunn, Jamie Kennedy, Judy Greer…so...

Dec 6th

Remember what I said about Old Testament...

Dec 6th

Please pick which of these movies I...

Lost in la Mancha - Terry Gilliam on his jinxed Quixote adaptation Barry Lyndon - if I have to...

Dec 6th

So you know how you go to a birthday...

kimalah: I hope you don’t. I wish I didn’t. I’m going to bed now and will try to forget this...

Dec 6th

piscesinpurple: Darth Vader : Genesis :: Apples : Oranges Shouldn’t that...

Dec 6th

piscesinpurple: I’m watching a cartoon version of the Noah’s Ark story narrated by James Earl...

Dec 6th

Oh. My. God. It doesn't matter how many...

redcloud: (via coyotesqrl) Does it give you a WOPR? <3

Dec 6th

Score for the evening so far

Mockery of Tim Tebow for being a Quarter Mohel: not popular Picture of Poison Ivy and Harley...

Dec 6th

Fuck you, super-cute teen-aged Ally...

Jennifer: He wasn't very old.
David Lightman: No, he was pretty old. He was 41.
Jennifer: Oh yeah? Oh, that's old.

Dec 6th

Oh. My. God. It doesn't matter how many...

Dec 6th

nolagrrlnyc: My aim was a little off but this is me and...

Dec 6th

No one is immune to Poison Ivy. Harley certainly...

Dec 6th

I hope no one's offended by the...

(via piscesinpurple) I especially like the payot.

Dec 6th

Come on people, give me some righteous...

Surely if circumcision is controversial, me mocking a popular QB who performs circumcisions should...

Dec 6th

I heard that when Timmy does the Gator...

Dec 6th

carmenlsigman: tedgreek: iamnotablogger: ...

Dec 6th

crookedindifference: YES we made the launch window!!! . ...

Dec 6th

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For Fuiru… Vinko Bogataj: The Agony of Defeat.

Dec 6th

Wow. I just watched THE MAN FROM EARTH...

Solid, thoughtful movie with a strong emotional core. Available for streaming on Netflix. It is,...

Dec 6th

Heads Up Folks!

toomanycooks: “Too Many Cooks” Round Three starts Monday! We have a new writer joining us and an...

Dec 6th

timestolen: I may be coloring my hair a nice golden blonde by the end of the night. IFF I can...

Dec 6th

Yikes Lindstifa.

monkeyfrog: 113. 106, but I probably lied to myself on a few.

Dec 5th

kfedup

monkeyfrog: Two words: All Bran Sprinkle just a little bit on the food each day. Helps keep the...

Dec 5th

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everythinginthesky: biorhythmist: I don’t ask much. Just that you watch this. I’m...

Dec 5th

I love the reflection and framing of this shot TheWife got...

Dec 5th

I'm about to stream a movie from Netflix...

The future sucks.

Dec 5th

marleymarley: Hey. So, what day is this again? ...

Dec 5th

brainofg: I spend roughly forty-six hours a day in front...

Dec 5th

iainwith2is: Where are my goddamn vowels? Sometimes Y....

Dec 5th

ronbailey: mental_floss store :: Fitted T-Shirts ::...

Dec 5th

I'm not kidding. If Joshua ever called...

Dec 5th

You know what the best part of living in...

Dec 5th

Listen

Did you know the Little Drummer Boy ran a myrrh lab?

Dec 5th

Thank you for inspiring this, Carrmah. :)

Dec 5th

I just realized that my 40th birthday is...

kaffeineme: Hold me, tumblr. No wait. Let go for a second. I have to go buy a convertible and...

Dec 5th

Reblog with your favorite drummer.

scottfriday: jessilixx: eatrottengranola: jauwtheliar: oliviagail: floatykeeny: ...

Dec 5th

Bruce Cockburn - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Dec 5th

monkeyfrog: Two reactions cover almost anything: Have sex with it. Burn it down. The end. ...

Dec 5th

Watch

klendathudrop: A Superman II wedding. I’d rather see a Superman IV wedding where the...

Dec 5th

Meet the Neighbors

Dec 5th

bibliotheque: so some of you may know that i like to make...

Dec 4th

guillee: Want! (Via Neatorama.) ARB for awesome nerd...

Dec 4th

Every time I read one of these, "I don't...

Dec 4th

Loneliness is transmittable from person to...

Dec 4th

thekeri: bringthebeards: The M&M colors by years ...

Dec 4th

Gratuitous plea for someone to tip this...

amynicole21: I would be ever so grateful. link I hadn’t seen it earlier but gave it...

Dec 4th

If Old Testament references are obscure...

Dec 4th

I keep forgetting...

notactuallyme: Is it bluedouche or douchetooth? Hey! That Ass is wearing a Jawbone. Must be...

Dec 4th

Listen

bibliotheque: jenny lewis with the watson twins/rise up with fists!! there but for the grace of...

Dec 4th

FYI...

davislove: If you have taken the day off because you’re waiting for maintenance to come and...

Dec 4th

“I have been obsessed with performance art for over a...”
— James Franco on General...

Dec 4th

“As Wendell Berry has tartly observed, to take animals off...”
— Farms, Hamburgers, and “Free”...

Dec 4th

The Tumblr heart is like the word,...

I smurfin’ hate smurfy smurf things. But you are a smurfy smurf and I would smurf your smurf...

Dec 4th

marleymarley: Think I’ll take a cab. Or walk. Thanks. ...

Dec 4th

Sometimes I think I should lay off the...

And then I remember that the phrase two-percenter is itself a two-percenter and start spinning in my...

Dec 4th

love-and-radiation: robot-heart: Double and Long...

Dec 4th

Watch

David Cross and Will Arnett in a short scene from their new pilot for Channel 4. Three and a half...

Dec 4th

bibliotheque: lorrie mooreapalooza. Reblogging for...

Dec 4th

I have a thing for hands.

(via piscesinpurple) I have a hand for your things. Wot?

Dec 4th

Now, picture the "Dawn of Time" section...

(via love-and-radiation) Hmm…that makes 2010 suddenly make a lot more sense if you remember...

Dec 4th

toosweet4rnr: I love how the fog makes me feel like I’m...

Dec 4th

worldwarmike: My hobo coat and me are friends. We hang out...

Dec 4th

Pet peeve.

piscesinpurple: You know how sometimes you get a call on your cell from a number you don’t...

Dec 4th

Tiger Woods spent all that time defining...

anthonybergen: We heard about how he was “Calibinasian”.  We heard about how he was Caucasian and...

Dec 4th

The inlaws brought me a bottle of...

I had a sip of the sweet, sweet nectar and had to put it away. Clearly this wasn’t going to be...

Dec 4th

“BRAAAAAAAINS”
— Zombie Fred Astaire (via...

Dec 4th

There’s this old musical comedy starring Fred Astaire...

Dec 4th

I'm going to punch Paul Auster in the...

I finished City of Glass at lunch today and…I’m still digesting. I took a few minutes...

Dec 4th

marsymars: Negative: This makes me fear aging so much...

Dec 4th

Dinner's Ready

Dec 4th

redcloud: rinaedin: FUN FACT: this is hawley lake. it’s...

Dec 4th

That is my position.

ronbailey: “Education is the silver bullet. Education is everything. We don’t need little...

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hammerito: potterhead: mimisaurus:shortskirtlongjacket:vacantalleyways: An Irish advert for...

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Watch

bibliotheque: najmetender: Superman makes a boo-boo and goes the wrong way oh supes. for the...

Dec 4th

I amuse myself a lot. I also pleasure myself a lot but...

Dec 4th

Damn you, Hammerito! Beat me to the joke by that much.

Dec 4th

Watch

(via marleymarley) That’s quite a cough you’ve got, Miss Marley.

Dec 4th

“I love semicolons so much I invented the hemisemicolon,...”
— via seltzerlizard

Dec 3rd

I wanna be sedated.

redcloud: (via doublejack) Take ADD meds for a year. Then stop. That sounds effective but...

Dec 3rd

so you still can't make your main...

scottfriday: just your sub-blogs. i see now. i get it. well that’s about as useful as a...

Dec 3rd

smartasshat: I would like to respectfully disagree, Mr....

Dec 3rd

Oh protein, you'll never replace carbs....

(via paulpb) Cheese and eggs are your friends if you’re cutting carbs. But they’re...

Dec 3rd

X-mas trees

girlmonkey: Real or Artificial? I find that silicone trees just can’t hold up to the...

Dec 3rd

“After the jump, you will find a memo Dallas Morning News...”
— Dallas Observer blogger Robert...

Dec 3rd

delaney.

bibliotheque: there was a tiny baby girl at the salon today named delaney and i think that’s a...

Dec 3rd

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OH MY GOD!!! CBS actually produced and is promoting this mashup: Frosty the Snowman with audio...

Dec 3rd

You can't have a gut the size of mine...

Cross-posted from the other place. I interviewed a guy about 10 months back who we’ve since...

Dec 3rd

The first thing I'm doing with my first...

ladawn: I want something designed by an architect, made of whalebone and canvas, I WANT MY...

Dec 3rd

“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use...”
— Kurt Vonnegut I am the...

Dec 3rd

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xntrek: 21 Accents. Pretty good actually. She’s not bad. A few of her accents were a bit...

Dec 3rd

ampersands: Instead of GPOYW, you get this. ...

Dec 3rd

yayaa: GPOYW: ‘New phone shot’ edition (yea, umm too much...

Dec 3rd

oledocweirdbeard: When I am tired I do silly things like...

Dec 3rd

bibliotheque: Times Square, 1950. (via randomnyc:Walk in...

Dec 3rd

Listen

This is my reading in my “natural” accent. Bearing in mind that I’ve lived in AZ...

Dec 3rd

Ah. An analog(ue) to "the quick brown...

The speech accent archive seems to use this bit of prose for all its English speakers: Please call...

Dec 3rd

I say we choose a common phrase and...

do-over: I just want to prove I don’t say aboot. Is there a vocalization phrase like ‘The quick...

Dec 3rd

Seems like now's a good time to...

xntrek: The speech accent archive Accents of English from Around the World

Dec 3rd

I used to drive a Geo Linguistics.

Great gas mileage but no one could understand a thing I honked.

Dec 3rd

When are you folks (mainly Non-British)

yodelmachine: coyotesqrl: xntrek: anotherangle: Going to UNDERSTAND that there is NO SUCH...

Dec 3rd

When are you folks (mainly Non-British)

xntrek: anotherangle: Going to UNDERSTAND that there is NO SUCH THING as a ‘BRITISH’...

Dec 3rd

Oh, by the way...

doublejack: Federal law enforcement authorities can and do monitor exact whereabouts from our...

Dec 3rd

Watch

Wanna see this short. Gandhi at the Bat: 11 minutes, 75 efx shots, and Gandhi at Yankee stadium.

Dec 3rd

Ann-Margret haunts my dreams too. It's...

Is it weird (I know it is; no need to answer) to say that of the three major version of Tommy that...

Dec 2nd

“Third, is about the will of God. If God wanted us to...”
— Goobi’s Soggy Tumblr:...

Dec 2nd

EMERGENCY!!!

hurtling: So I’ve had Olivia Newton John’s “Magic” stuck in my head all day (thanks,...

Dec 2nd

Staring at a blank page – Paulos G's...

toomanycooks: Going for a cigar - brb. *** Ahhh. That’s better. I do a lot of my thinking about...

Dec 2nd

Dred Scott has been right-wing code...

Charlie Gibson: If there were a vacancy in the Supreme Court and you had the opportunity to fill that position today, who would you choose and why?
George W. Bush: I would pick somebody who would not allow their personal opinion to get in the way of the law. I would pick somebody who would strictly interpret the Constitution of the US. I wouldn’t pick a judge who said that the Pledge of Allegiance couldn’t be said in a school because it had the words “under God” in it. That’s an example of a judge allowing personal opinion to enter into the decision-making process as opposed to strict interpretation of the Constitution. Another example would be the Dred Scott case, which is where judges years ago said that the Constitution allowed slavery because of personal property rights. That’s a personal opinion; that’s not what the Constitution says. So I would pick people that would be strict constructionists. Judges interpret the Constitution. No litmus tests except for how they interpret the Constitution.

Dec 2nd

If a pun falls on the internet and no one stars it, does it...

Dec 2nd

jollilama: chokladkakan: The next time a teacher asks me to write an n-thousand words long...

Dec 2nd

“Forensic Science International recently published an...”
— Spice flow: the new street...

Dec 2nd

Spinal Tap Amps

Dec 2nd

hammerito: txtsfrmlstnght: (330): The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list...

Dec 2nd

“Piracy investor Sahra Ibrahim, a 22-year-old divorcee, was...”
—  Somali sea gangs lure...

Dec 2nd

bigredblog: At the start of viewing season 7 of The West...

Dec 2nd

twoyellowsequalred: We used to have this unwritten rule...

Dec 2nd

marsymars: Sandra Lee falls somewhere between 1-3 on the...

Dec 2nd

doublejack: datn: (via humanelement) I think what you...

Dec 2nd

Ordnance Tactics

Jeremy: What I'm gonna say might well sound abrupt and terrible, but when I say it, I want you to remember that the key word, the key word is "temporarily". Temporarily is the key word. So there's not gonna be any reason to be upset or unhappy. Okay? I think we should temporarily--temporarily-- stop seeing each other.
Natalie: Okay.
Jeremy: I'm serious.
Natalie: I know.
Jeremy: I think we should temporarily stop seeing each other.
Natalie: Okay.
Jeremy: I'm serious.
Natalie: I know.
Jeremy: Why are you not unhappy?
Natalie: I don't acknowledge it.
Jeremy: You don't acknowledge it?
Natalie: I don't recognize the break-up. I'm sorry.
Jeremy: You can't not recognize it.
Natalie: I am.
Jeremy: You can't.
Natalie: I did.
Jeremy: Natalie, this is a very hard time right now.
Natalie: I know.
Jeremy: My head is coming apart.
Natalie: I know.
Jeremy: I need to be able to get my life in order, to say nothing of what's going on with Isaac. I mean, this is a good time to give Dana everything we've got.
Natalie: I know.
Jeremy: We need to stop seeing each other.
Natalie: No. (exits editing room)

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