February 2012
In line at the bank, a fleeting scent tickles my nose A summer day, your skin salt-scrubbed, wind-scrubbed, sand-scrubbed the years race away, Doppler-shifting memory I remember who you were and weep; it reminds me who I was.
Feb 10th
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“The IT staff all got sick when they accidentally propagated updates to their...”
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Feb 10th
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“I’m giving up this supervillain gig. Got the crap kicked out of me by...”
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Feb 10th
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It's not a high opinion; it is a right-sized...
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Feb 10th
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After weeks of silence, I heard from one of the...
If your engineering board actually thought I was a better fit for the Software Engineer III position than the Enterprise Software Engineer opening than I don’t think we should move forward. Either you have the most seasoned engineering team this side of Google or, far more likely, your current crop of engineers have such poor judgment that working with them would be akin to trying to...
Feb 10th
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“Batnader would like to have a few words with @joeschmitt.”
– http://bit.ly/Aryeju
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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“Imagine how boring Batman would be if Bruce Wayne’s parents instead died in a...”
– (via joeschmitt) Boring? You think Ralph Nader in a cowl and cape would be boring???
Feb 9th
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“New post on Dreamloom - TV for Dudes too Stupid to Read Maxim...”
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Feb 9th
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In an amazing act of irony, and demonstrating an...
Uh huh.
Feb 9th
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“I’m crazy shocked that Jeremy Lin is a burgeoning star. I’m no...”
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Feb 9th
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I just spent time on the Spike TV website
I feel simultaneously dirty, and doused in AXE Body Spray.
Feb 9th
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I'm just happy Jehovah's Witnesses don't run any...
…imagine the uproar if they were told their medical insurance had to pay for blood transfusions!
Feb 9th
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Dear Amazon mobile app developers...
…thank you for shedding all that weight in the Kindle Android app. Did the older versions include debugging headers or something? Dayam. It dropped from around 27M to 11M in size, with new functionality added. That’s some fine enhancement.
Feb 9th
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Actually, there's an easy way to solve this...
…Single Fucking Payer.
Feb 9th
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One caveat, though...
ronbailey: I think they might have a valid argument when you speak of actual church employees - the rabbis, priests, deacons, secretaries, cleaning staff, etc. who work inside of the church. Those individuals have made a choice to work for a religious organization, and may well be expected to adhere to church dogma.  Can an exception be carved out for the non-religious staff who took the...
Feb 9th
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“New post on Dreamloom - Suddenly There is Music in the Sound of Your Name…...”
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Feb 8th
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“Top of the Nielsens (even if their demo still skews old) and able to...”
– Maybe Brent Musburger could get me to care that THIS IS CBS | dreamloom I tackle the big eye today…
Feb 8th
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“…Ok, I’ll stop now. Onto the inventions! The first is the Kissinger (Kiss...”
– Reasons to Date Courtney Beck: Making out with robots. The future of long distance dating  It looks like a Pokemon, releases pheromones when you kiss it, and if you’re not looking it will secretly bomb SE Asian nations.
Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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“New post on Dreamloom - How I Wrote About Your Show http://t.co/MGdcyGoX”
– http://bit.ly/Aryeju
Feb 7th
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So I'm sort of writing daily again.
(Which you all can see since all I seem to be doing here is cross-posting from Twitter and my other blogs of late. I hope to become more active here again sometime soon, but until then you should definitely click through to some of those crossposts and make me and the others writing on my sites happy.) It’s making me cranky that it takes more than one-and-a-half drafts to get these damn...
Feb 7th
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“Hate the ginger, not the gin.”
– http://bit.ly/Aryeju
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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“New post on Dreamloom - A Man, a Plan, a Channel a Day…this isn’t a very good...”
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Feb 6th
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“My pup keeps nosing my mouse hand; I think he wants to see the full version of...”
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Feb 5th
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It used to be easy to put together words...
…apparently my brain’s atrophied.
Feb 5th
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“I remember when O’Reilly tech books were the gold standard. This one reads...”
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Feb 4th
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“New sketch from Peter Rogers - The Working Horror (Topic: “Naked!”)...”
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Feb 4th
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“Frankly, I think if you have 99 problems, focusing on the one you don’t...”
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Feb 2nd
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Goddamn right, my dog is Dog of the Month.
(No link because knowing where I take my dog to day camp is too damn much information for you Princes of Nigeria, you Kings of Identity Theft.)
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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“All those years of animatronic Presidents at Disney World primed the voters of...”
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Feb 1st
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“I guess if you asked me, I’d say “The Birthday Party” is the...”
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
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Jan 31st
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“As the Vampire Archaeologist tumbled into the cleverly designed death trap, he...”
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Jan 31st
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“This ouroboros isn’t going to finish itself.”
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Jan 31st
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“Tramp regretted falling for a purebred when her hip dysplasia kicked in.”
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Jan 31st
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“Putting together a care package for Foxconn employees: 1000 jars of...”
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Jan 31st
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“The calorie info on this microwave burrito…does it include the burnt part...”
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Jan 30th
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“I make so many jokes based on homophones I should get some sort of mettle.”
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Jan 30th
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“When you star a tweet mocking Bhumibol Adulyadej, he cries two little kingly...”
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Jan 30th
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“I made a cheap joke implying Bhumibol Adulyadej has a small dick which makes him...”
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Jan 30th
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“Thailand’s all in favor of censoring tweets; if my dick were as short as...”
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Jan 30th
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Seven hours of poker...
…it was a fun format, alternating 30-minute segments between the girls and the boys, 173 total teams, a cheap $65 buy-in…we ended up in fifth. Sucked not to win the big payout, but it was a profitable and entertaining day.
Jan 30th
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“New sketch from Peter Rogers - Detritus (Topic: “You left something behind”)...”
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Jan 28th
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“Man, I really wish Underdog were here. My shoes are looking a bit dull.”
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Jan 27th
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“I write jokes so obscure, Google can’t come up with sidebar ads in Gmail.”
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Jan 27th
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“Newt spends so much time in the uncanny valley with Callista, Mitt seems...”
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Jan 27th
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“Have y’all seen this new indie flick, NEWT AND THE REAL GIRL?”
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Jan 27th
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