Nov
7th
Sat
7th
This audio book begins with an adorable reminder to return it to the library when it is due. It also includes the in no way destructive cassette tape repair advice, “hold it flat in the palm of your hand and slap it smartly on a hard, flat surface.”
Warning: Incredibly nerdy two-percenter (with spelling error) coming up…
Odd font choice for the cover. I’d have thought it’d have been Arial.
Nov
6th
Fri
6th
F. F. S.
People. Y’all wanna know WHY there’s no “dislike” button?
Because it’s one thing to condone lazy approval.
It is another thing ENTIRELY to condone lazy, passive aggressive, oh and BTW I did your mom and you can’t prove otherwise disapproval.
No, seriously.
If you want to disagree/rebut/refute/debate/disparage someone else’s post, you should have to TYPE ACTUAL WORDS.
Yes. WORDS.
Otherwise it’s too easy.
But my hands are always so tired from diddling your mom; it’s hard to type.
Goddammit, I just spit Lucky Charms all over myself.
You know what else is “magically delicious?”
Your mom.
F. F. S.
People. Y’all wanna know WHY there’s no “dislike” button?
Because it’s one thing to condone lazy approval.
It is another thing ENTIRELY to condone lazy, passive aggressive, oh and BTW I did your mom and you can’t prove otherwise disapproval.
No, seriously.
If you want to disagree/rebut/refute/debate/disparage someone else’s post, you should have to TYPE ACTUAL WORDS.
Yes. WORDS.
Otherwise it’s too easy.
But my hands are always so tired from diddling your mom; it’s hard to type.
Kids, be careful what the strange man tells you on the Internet. Fennel seeds != caraway seeds. Don't make your rye bread taste like licorice.
Although a tsp or so of fennel in addition to caraway seeds in your sauerkraut would be tasty.
I really do know the difference. I was just a little distracted earlier.
Fennel is a crime against humanity.
Pfft.
The bulb, sliced paper thin, makes an excellent salad or vegetable base. And the seeds…oh, those glorious seeds.
Italian sausage, rye bread, sauerkraut, Indian food…none would have their light and delicious anise piquancy without that lovely, lovely seed.
You’re just a…a…Seedist!
I’m in Solvang.
That’s only going to be funny to a very small group.
…of which I may be the only member.
So yeah: business as usual.
They have a replica of the Globe Theatre (I know, it’s never made any sense to me, either) where I saw an amazing production of Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.
The hell you doing in Solvang?
Probably going to eat some split pea soup and hook up with a hot asian chick over a nice merlot.
